Nick - Squire
side Diplomat , portable PA and teller-off of naughty dancers.
Contact him if you have a complaint and he will do his utmost
to insult you in a pleasant and diplomatic fashion and will never
answer your email...
Steve - Bagman
The organiser of our
dance outs. Contact our Bagman if you wish to book us for your
event, or supply us with free beer.
Dr.Pig - Dance Foreman
Keeper of the punishment register. He also
beats the dancers senseless if they do not get it right. Works
with the Squire to arrange dance displays for events. Contact
him if you have any enquiries about our dances.
Keeper of the purse strings. As we are
very poor, Marian accepts all charitable donations
to keep our side going. Please send as much money as you can
afford to her as soon as possible.
Paypal donations accepted at:
Debbie H - Welfare Officer
The conscience of the side who keeps our excesses as extreme as they should be
and keeps us away from sharp objects. Contact her here:
- Internet Sales and
Political conscience of the BlackPigs'.
Shamus O'Blivion - Archivist
Keeper of all the kind words that have been published about us over
the years. (Hence they don't have a lot to do.) However any clippings, or
other documents, can be sent to the achivist here:
as it helps to keep the wood burner going.
Jacob - Photographic Archivist
Keeper of all the dubious films and pics that have been published about us over
the years. (Requiring huge computing capacity!) Films, or
pics can be sent to the photographic archivist here:
Dr.Pig - Webmaster
Yes, its the foreman again - doing all the webby stuff here and elsewhere.
Contact him if summat doesn't work at: