Nick - Squire
The side Diplomat , portable PA and teller-off
of naughty dancers. Contact him if you have a
complaint and he will do his utmost to insult
you in a pleasant and diplomatic fashion and
will never answer your email... email@example.com
Dave - Keeper of the Bag
The organiser of our
dance outs. Contact our Bag if you wish to book
us for your event, or supply us with free beer.
Dr.Pig - Dance Foreman
Keeper of the punishment
register. He also beats the dancers senseless if
they do not get it right. Works with the Squire
to arrange dance displays for events. Contact
him if you have any enquiries about our dances.
Marian - Treasurer
Keeper of the purse
strings. As we are very poor, Marian accepts all
charitable donations to keep our side going.
Please send as much money as you can afford to
her as soon as possible.
Paypal donations accepted at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Debbie H - Welfare Officer
The conscience of the side
who keeps our excesses as extreme as they should
be and keeps us away from sharp objects. Contact
her here: email@example.com
- Internet Sales and
Political conscience of the BlackPigs'. firstname.lastname@example.org
Shamus O'Blivion - Archivist
Keeper of all the kind
words that have been published about us over the
years. (Hence they don't have a lot to do.)
However any clippings, or other documents, can
be sent to the achivist here: email@example.com
as it helps to keep the wood burner going.
Jacob - Photographic Archivist
Keeper of all the dubious
films and pics that have been published about us
over the years. (Requiring huge computing
capacity!) Films, or pics can be sent to the
photographic archivist here: firstname.lastname@example.org
Dr.Pig - Webmaster
Yes, its the foreman again
- doing all the webby stuff here and elsewhere.
Contact him if summat doesn't work at: email@example.com